think was due to all great foreign policy with halibutardtons' civil rights peace corps in Dubai checkers w/kids educations exchange S.E.C. fundied and all......

landing space shuttle in living room to 

answer door when 

 spotting someone from stratosphere over satellite feed or chats with granny over a landline  while operating jackhammer in attendance seated 

 to see kids in ballet recital or  induction at Hockey Hall of Fame mom 's night  awards for community contributions ceremony ok pretend for a second (gonna be tough fuershr) all the crappy stupid crime and delusional "no jobs" argumenting and "evil greedy white-collar (though even stupidser-Enron?  C'mon.. cut a break 
-"Hey guys I got a switch that cuts power off to CA!  Let's hit it and uh wait for their herr governtor AArnod to call!"
-"Yeah!"  [flicks switch~click] [ring] ["Wow!"] 
-"hellow? Uh, ...like, yeah, uh ok, uh-uh, uhm, uh, yeah well uh...uh yeah well, we'll uhlook into it here, y'all, and uhyup... [&so4th&so4th]" 
[hangs up~cleck]  
-"Whoa! Can't believe that was the dude bangin' Shrier! what we gonna do?"
-"Uh, hmm, I dunno, hadn't thought's that part yet..wait!  I got it!  We wait for 20 minutes; hit the switch and when A-Sczawargzajiggy ringie ring rings we charge 'im "800,000 do-lahz talkin' bone-arollham-ee(i)gos dos predistinadaldes!"
"Supreme, dude!"[cheering and high fives then silence] "wait! He's gonna know!  $800,000?  L.A. alone's gotta be like 250,000! [silence...][ring]
[whispery quickconspire story-straightening conglomerate CYA similar to 14-year olds in library on cell phone:]
"8-point-two-hundred thousand, no...a million..."
"A million point 2, just in case..."
"yeah, you're right!"
[20 minutes  later..click][ring] 


curtain pretty much closed there


Then there's the PJoneszplidge greatest american hero of all suing higher education like every good hero in tough times with timeshare after 40 years drawing taxpay tuition and corpkicksall about student minds at University timestness, sideschmeel Taum, and Regovernator moustchioed Terryarance on Terracehill (for comic releif??!?!??) whatever dun'n'do'n'n these days handling finance all responstubly 10 business days closer to next direct deposit...