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Ever play wherewaldofish ladies?
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Friday 25 April 2008

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm (repeate as necescelery)


...or is it guuuuuuuuuzfrahhbahhh(?-demmit!)
Preview
Say that part again about election-rigging importance out of being so hard-working it's a privilidge to not explain things to folks of all age discriminations. Or was it because anything wot ain't republican must needs bees threatnin' ..(???).

Teaching Math in 1950:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math in 1960:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his
profit?

Teaching Math in 1970:
A logger exchanges a set 'L' of lumber for a set 'M' of
money. The cardinality of set 'M' is 100. Each element is
worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements
of the set
'M.' The set 'C,'the cost of production contains 20 fewer
points than set 'M.' Represent the set 'C' as subset of
set
'M' and answer the following question: What is the
cardinality of the set 'P' of profits?

Teaching Math in 1980:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment:
Underline the number 20.

Teaching Math in 1990:
By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for
class participation after answering the question: How did
the forest birds and squirrels 'feel' as the logger cut
down the trees? There are no wrong answers.

Teaching Math in 2002:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $120. How does Arthur Andersen determine
that his profit margin is $60?

Teaching Math in 2010:
El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de
production es...


They say that kid's write these things, but I don't know.

The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they
had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.


The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards,
Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.


The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the
apple..


The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua
led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.


David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He
fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people

who lived in Biblical times.

Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700
porcupines.


Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to
others before they do one to you.


It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed
to get the tombstone off the entrance.


The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy
acrimony, which is another name for marriage.


Most religions teach us to have only one spouse. This is
called monotony.

Things you must believe to be a modern Republican.


* Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals
and Hillary Clinton.

* Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
Communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
international harmony.

* A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own
body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting
all mankind
without regulation.

* The best way to improve military morale is to praise the
troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and
combat pay.

* If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't
have sex.

* A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-

time allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.

* Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but
providing
health care to all Americans is socialism.

* HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of
the public
at heart, as do oil companies.

* Global warming is junk science, but creationism should
be
taught in schools.

* A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable
offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war
in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.

* Government should limit itself to the powers named in
the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and
censoring the
Internet.

* The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle
trades, but George Bush's driving record, military record,
and drug
offenses are
none of our business.

* Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless
you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and
you need our prayers for your recovery. (Rush Limbaugh once
said on the air that all drug addicts should be sentenced to
life in prison or be put to death. He should take the helm
of his statement and lead by example; don't you think?)

Saturday 12 April 2008

Special agent D filed these references in a recent report

Darrell Dickey's story
http://www.sierraclub.org/wecandoit/home/electric_cars.asp#dickey


Darrell Dickey

Stephen Weitz's story
Stephen Weitz's truck touts its own benefits.
Stephen Weitz: This Truck Runs on Sunshine

Something to do with posterity, physics, Ben Franklin and the invisible hands of Adam Smith's time or something suppose I'll have to get around to actually reading it after I get outta the shop for a couple weeks. Anyone forget to purchase a painting recently? Help wanted-secretary, ability to be completely unappreciated in organizing vast amounts of wealth on my behalf a plus...



Sunday 6 April 2008

Can an origami shuttle fly from space to Earth? Major Mobius, you too busy with that final Jepardy round?

At 2.8 inches long and 2 inches wide, a  space shuttle-shaped paper plane is placed in a wind tunnel at  Tokyo University laboratory in Kashiwa. Japanese scientists and origami masters will launch a paper airplane from space to see if it can make it back to earth.
At 2.8 inches long and 2 inches wide, a space shuttle-shaped paper plane is placed in a wind tunnel at Tokyo University laboratory in Kashiwa. Japanese scientists and origami masters will launch a paper airplane from space to see if it can make it back to earth.

By Itsuo Inouye, AP

Can an origami shuttle fly from space to Earth?
By Mari Yamaguchi, Associated Press
(been having tech issues with below link, but to follow up cut and paste below address into search engine)

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/2008-03-27-origami-space-shuttle_N.htm

Friday 4 April 2008

Preview as in hoping to pitch for the A's 'cause they're green or sumshiphth

http://www.sierraclub.org/sierra/200709/

(caption to left reads "Who you callin' cupcake?"

Got an idear formin' inside me head...
anyone seen Anne or Ansel or Alfred?



http://www.sierraclub.org/sierra/200709/

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