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• 1864 Republocrats accuse Demlibs of _______ ? (response accepted below or to usquir@gmail.com)?
  
  A) all of the above
  2)Other ________
  iii)Tom Baker
  d) none of the below
  
  New math explains devaluation of currency and teacher salaries!
  
  Teaching Math in 1950:A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is4/5 of the price. What is his profit?Teaching Math in 1960:A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
• Teaching Math in 1970:A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money.The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C,"thecost of production contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent theset "C" as subset of set "M" and answer the following question: What isthe cardinality of the set "P" of profits?
• Teaching Math in 1980:A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is$80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
• Teaching Math in 1990:By cutting down beautiful forest trees, the logger makes $20. What doyou think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participationafter answering the question: How did the forest birds and squirrels"feel" as the logger cut down the trees? There are no wrong answers.
• Teaching Math in 2002:A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is$120. How does Arthur Andersen determine that his profit margin is $60?Teaching Math in 2010:El hachero vende un camion carga por $100. La cuesta de productiones........
  
  Said that kids write these things, but dunno-know.
  
  The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.
  The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.
  The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple..
  The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
  Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
  David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
  Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
  Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.
  It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
  The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
  St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. Most religions teach us to have only one spouse. This is called monotony.