Hollweenie desguises and costhumoureeeheehee

Gran could TXT MSSG betterer for instance is Jeff Foxworthy voting republican smarter than a 2nd grader even B-mandatory in an Arron Spelling production and would "...done had already done tolded y'already{sic}]..." be decent example of plupast implicerfect tense 'merican gibberish proper or brits just laugh butts off more or less as may french for no appearent reason?
Just check effectiveness of invisible inking job on declaration of independace/pramble/magnarticles of constitution carta some 250 yrs ago which is spit; all the right to boduyguaring what's secret service for really? Where're everyone elses' chaperones with Koffeecake quotas badges and firearms making paychecks to assure option publicizing total criminality to maintain buithineth as usual otherwiessen rediuuloouth?

Other Idearz brilliant as average kitchen apppliance bulb; maybe

• Jeff Skilling


• (Don Pardo: This is a true story about a famous criminal from right around Chicago. This is the story of Michael Kenyon, a man who's serving time at this very moment for the crime of armed robbery. It so happens, that at the time of these robberies, Michael decided to give his female victims a little enema --apparently, there was no law against that. But his name lives on --[...)Michael Kenyon (...]--Michael Kenyon, THE ILLINOIS ENEMA BANDIT!


• Santa zombie bot messed up in timemachine/transporter malfunction from ancient Nordic times/mythologostyx


• campus security policing head of Mc-D's parking lot, Iowa City Riverside (believe it!), p-res of prunes say Dr. Evil, Buller, "Gitmaghraib" Dobbs, Bueller, P-Jonesadidamajizzle, "Doooomeeesousaphone", Sal Mason, Big T-T-T-Thombonabus "Easy" B-b-b-b-bakersamuffoven (ask about Monsters in Psyche school circa '70's; big hit!) with the Regentsee'nya, Dr. Takeshi and Bueller??)

Place bets now(below) rating on Oprahnic scale o' a'frightitude metric;
funny;-} none of prior

interesting;-} somewhere near center point between neutral demarkations; demarkations included

cool;-} all of the following