Where's Brooks & Dunn when ya need 'em?

Hey, anyone remember what Sureshot Steephie Alaford was up to in 1986?
Or Phillyda Billaschniz Jones?
T-tone Tomaz "Wannaseemebum" Baker dershoz?
Bueller?
Could discourse about fine requiremint enfoceable/highway fund witholding penalization pendantingry for txt mssging use in adjusting wardrobes with a hot Irish cappucino sipping during satelite sports feeds while driving to keep bicyclists off streets as long as bill payment denial and crimerate ignorance in effect to devalue currency one may suppose. Y'know sort of a smackdown "what kinda patriot are you" type of idolatry for jr. high cliques striving for cult status like every other redbloodied state of meat in the union?

Which better emotes? ...Comme ca:

or deeeese:

emotes? (These and other qusetions are good for libraries, again, word on streets...) PLACE BETS NOW! by clicking "funny (left for Yahoo [former] emote)", "interesting (middle for "too close to call")", or "cool (right for Google {latter]emote)". Not to be cornfused with stalgmiteabim/ Romuluschmealumite delema, generally.